Grandma got run over by a reindeer
\nWalking home from our house Christmas eve
\nYou can say there\u2019s no such thing as Santa
\nBut as for me and Grandpa, we believeShe\u2019d been drinkin\u2019 too much egg nog
\nAnd we\u2019d begged her not to go
\nBut she\u2019d left her medication
\nSo she stumbled out the door into the snow<\/p>\n
When they found her Christmas mornin\u2019
\nAt the scene of the attack
\nThere were hoof prints on her forehead
\nAnd incriminatin\u2019 Claus marks on her back<\/p>\n
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
\nWalkin\u2019 home from our house Christmas eve
\nYou can say there\u2019s no such thing as Santa
\nBut as for me and Grandpa, we believe<\/p>\n
Now were all so proud of Grandpa
\nHe\u2019s been takin\u2019 this so well
\nSee him in there watchin\u2019 football
\nDrinkin\u2019 beer and playin\u2019 cards with cousin Belle<\/p>\n
It\u2019s not Christmas without Grandma
\nAll the family\u2019s dressed in black
\nAnd we just can\u2019t help but wonder
\nShould we open up her gifts or send them back?<\/p>\n
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
\nWalkin\u2019 home from our house Christmas eve
\nYou can say there\u2019s no such thing as Santa
\nBut as for me and Grandpa, we believe<\/p>\n
Now the goose is on the table
\nAnd the pudding made of pig
\nAnd a blue and silver candle
\nThat would just have matched the hair in Grandma\u2019s wig<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve warned all my friends and neighbors
\nBetter watch out for yourselves
\nThey should never give a license
\nTo a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves<\/p>\n
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
\nWalkin\u2019 home from our house, Christmas eve
\nYou can say there\u2019s no such thing as Santa
\nBut as for me and Grandpa, we believe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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