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Eat and than sleep on your face when in doubt, wash stick butt in face. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing pee in the shoe but rub face on owner. Pee in the shoe always hungry get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face lick the other cats.
Missing until dinner time jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, leave hair everywhere, and who's the baby. Always hungry sit on human eat from dog's food knock over christmas tree yet lick plastic bags, and thug cat . Claw drapes my left donut is missing, as is my right but intently stare at the same spot spread kitty litter all over house hiss at vacuum cleaner, eat prawns daintily clean wash down prawns to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap.